18 Lawyer Riddles With Answers For Kids And Students

Grow your knowledge with the help of the below easy and hard lawyer riddles with answers.

Lawyer Riddles With Answers For Kids And Students

1. What does a lawyer wear to court? Answer: A Lawsuit.

2. What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement? Answer: A whine cellar.

3. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? Answer: You always hear about them, but you never see them.

4. How do you get a group of personal injury lawyers to smile for a picture? Answer: Just say “Fees!”

5. How did the court know the judge was ready for bed? Answer: He was wearing his robe.

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6. Don’t judge a book by its cover. What is the contradictory proverb? Answer: Clothes make the man.

7. A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why? Answer: The sisters are Siamese twins.

8. What’s the difference between a Lawyer and a Snake? Answer: Drivers will swerve to avoid a snake

9. What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? Answer: One a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and one a fish…

10. What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? Answer: God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer

11. What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? Answer: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

12. What’s a great name for a lawyer? Answer: Sue!

13. You do not want to have it, but when you do have it, you do not want to lose it. What is it? Answer: A lawsuit

14. Why would Snow White be a good judge? Answer: Because she’s the fairest in the land

15. Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Answer: Professional courtesy!

16. Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreens when vacationing at a beach resort? Answer: Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.

17. Why did God invent lawyers? Answer: So that realtors would have someone to look down on.

18. When lawyers die, why don’t vultures eat them? Answer: Even a vulture has taste.

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