34 Dog Riddles With Answers For Kids And Students

Grow your knowledge with the help of the below easy and hard dog riddles with answers.

Dog Riddles With Answers For Kids And Students

1. How does a dog stop a video? Answer: He presses the paws button

2. How do you put nine dogs in eight kennels? Answer: Eight kennels. “N”, “I”, “N”, “E”, “D”, “O”, “G”, “S”

3. How do veterinarians swim laps? Answer: They dog paddle.

4. How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees? Answer: By their bark.

5. Forward I am an animal, but backward I am one who no man can ever see. What am I? Answer: I am a dog.

6. Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have? Answer: Fleece

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7. A man is on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crossed the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it? Answer: The river was frozen.

8. A dog leash is attached to a dog and is 3.2 meters long. A bone is 7.8 meters away from the dog. How does the dog get the bone? Answer: It simply walks to the bone!

9. I’m like a dog with a tail that wags and all but am not a dog. What am I? Answer: I am a puppy.

10. If a dog is tied to a piece of rope that is 6m long, how can he reach a bone that is 7m away? Answer: The other end is not tied to anything.

11. There are 10 dogs in the yard. 3 go out, 4 run behind a tree, and 2 jumps in the hole. How many are left? Answer: 10. Because none of them left the yard.

12. To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see. Answer: A dog

13. Two dogs are sitting on a porch – a fat dog and a thin dog. The little dog is the son of the fat dog, but the fat dog is not the father of the thin dog. Can you explain? Answer: The fat dog is the mother.

14. Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they? Answer: Fallen leaves.

15. What animal keeps the best time? Answer: A watchdog

16. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Answer: Ruff

17. What do you call a dog with no legs? Answer: It doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not going to come.

18. What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones? Answer: Hush puppies

19. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua? Answer: Pooched eggs

20. What does a dog become when it walks from Britain to Spain? Answer: Perro.

21. What happens after it rains cats and dogs? Answer: You step in a poodle.

22. What is more amazing than a talking dog? Answer: A spelling bee

23. What is the smallest sentence with all letters in the English alphabet? Answer: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

24. What type of dog does a vampire have? Answer: A Bloodhound!

25. What wears a coat all year round? Answer: A dog.

26. What would you name your dogs Rolex and Timex? Answer: If you needed some watchdogs!

27. When is a dog’s tail not a tail? Answer: When it’s a wagon.

28. When is the worst weather for rats and mice? Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.

29. Where should you put a noisy dog? Answer: In a barking lot!

30. Which has more tails? A. 1 Dog B. 2 Dogs C. 3 Dogs D. No Dog Answer: D. No Dog, NO dog has more tails!

31. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Answer: Because the dog was after his bones.

32. Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Answer: Because they have two left feet.

33. Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus? Answer: Because he stole the show!

34. You’re never too old to learn. What is the contradictory proverb? Answer: You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

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